No troll war today yea!

Hey guys!
So, today has passed, and it went without a troll war that the trolls announced; which is…perfect!
I don’t know why the trolls didn’t initiate the war though, that is a bit ambiguous. But I think the most likely reason for why the war didn’t take place is because the girl that the trolls claimbed that I like/love is not here today.
Now, I need to consider myself lucky to avoid the war, but there’s still 3 weeks left, and a troll war can take place any moment during this 3 week. Next week will be particular short for the troll war because I heard that the girl that the trolls claimbed that I like/love is going on a Geography residential trip from 13th to 15th of June, which means that during those day the trolls are unlikely to conduct a war. This also means that the trolls have only Monday and Tuesday to launch a war. But due to that I fear that the war during these 2 days will be too intense.
At the moment, things are still very bad.